I want to dislike kerry. I mean i really want to watch him self destruct and enjoy it.... but he may be our best/only hope. Dean lost me last night durring that speach, it was taken out of context by the talking heads but still, chill out, smoke a bowl man, that hot head shit is a total dick deflator.
So i guess i am going to jump on the kerry bandwagon. At least he's *tall*.
January 21, 2004 04:13 AM
Kerry voted to invade Iraq. Sorry, that's a deal breaker for me.
Happy Birthday to AD!
January 21, 2004 09:04 AM
I'm not endorsing the large penis, just tossing round some thoughts...
Iraq vote shouldn't be a deal breaker for anyone though. I didn't like it no doubt, but there is no way any of these candidates (cept Holy Joe) would ever, ever launch that sort of invasion. I have no love for Democrats in general, but damn, look at the alternative.
January 21, 2004 11:30 AM
Abe, this whole piece is hilarious!
I've had photos sent to me comparing Kerry's profile with that of the Old Man of the Mountain (NH's fallen granite face - may Kerry's hold up a little better). I sure hope nobody sends me any of Kerry compared to a giant penis. Your writing about it has done enough. ;-)
January 22, 2004 11:53 AM
Kerry did not vote to invade Iran. Kerry voted along with the congress to give Dubya the power to negotiate, consult the UN and work with the Security council. Kerry voted to give Bush the power and leverage to find the best solution in Iraq. Read the resolution. This was to apply leverage to Saddam. Bush used that "power" not to negotiate but to invade. Kerry's mistake was to believe Bush could handle the power. He trusted American honor, history, leadership, and was as disappointed as the rest of us.
January 26, 2004 09:34 AM
John Kerry looks like the priest from the exorcist!! This sucks that we're all going to have to vote for him now.
January 29, 2004 04:45 AM
Kerry is a member of skull and bones to boot. It's lovely knowing that once a Bush clone is in office everyone will stop paying attention once more so that America can make further progress on the way to the New World Order (as Richard Perle puts it so convincingly).
February 10, 2004 08:37 AM
Looks like Kerry didn't wait for the White House to start having Clintonesque sex. He's now rumored (see Drudge) to have had an affair with an AP intern, and she's now been shipped out of the country. Oh well, there's always Edwards.
February 12, 2004 01:01 PM
February 12, 2004 01:04 PM
I think Kerry may have a bit more of a problem stemming the *tide* of questions sure to come about his Intern Screwing escapades. First to _Tereeeza_, then to the press, then to Wisconsin voters. The reason the French Politicians get away with infidelity is they don't hide it, and their wives don't shave. (Reason enough for an affair eh?)
February 12, 2004 07:42 PM
John Kerry has accomplished NOTHING in his Senate career. He voted in favor of 'No Child Left Behind,' 'The Patriot Act.' and knew damned well Bush would invade Iraq immediately after receiving Congressional authorization. He's received more special interest money than any other senator and has returned the favor in kind. (ie; Big Ditch scandal in Massachusetts just to name one instance.
His only claim to fame is his service in Viet Nam. Unfortunately he aligned himself with Jane Fonda afterward--
The die is cast--
If you want a "business as usual" president,
Kerry's your man.
For real change---Vote Dean!
February 13, 2004 02:58 AM
John Kerry has accomplished NOTHING in his Senate career. He voted in favor of 'No Child Left Behind,' 'The Patriot Act.' and HAD TO KNOW Bush would invade Iraq immediately after receiving Congressional authorization.
He's received more special interest money than any other senator and shows his gratitude by serving the multi-nationals. (The Big Ditch scandal which took place in Massachusetts serves as just one example.)
His only claim to fame is his service in Viet Nam. Afterward he aligned himself with Jane Fonda.
February 13, 2004 03:07 AM
I say the problem with all of the Democratic hopefuls are that they don't have a real stand on anything! They continue to attack eachother, and change stances every time they are asked a real question. If you want a real president, get Zel Miller to run. I am a staunch conservative, and I would vote for that man. HE is the democrats best hope.
February 13, 2004 08:31 PM
Well John Kerry is the last chance for sex in the Whitehouse.But Dean is the last chance for the country.
February 14, 2004 01:31 AM
Some day all you people with kids will thank President Bush for going in to Iraq so that our children don't have to deal with him later on. He broke every UN rule, he ignored the warnings,
and basicly called us on. The middle east is going
to be a torn in the USA side for a long time. So I think it was time to flex our muscle. This way
no one else gets any ideas.
February 17, 2004 10:49 PM
February 17, 2004 10:50 PM
This is a the real problem, this country was founded by God fearing christians or people very influenced by christianity,for the most part-they continued to fight and die for this country for many years-but in the last 30+ years we have opened our ears to the homos,lezbos,pieta,anti God groups(a.c.l.u.),enviromental wacs,anti war-anti america(Kerrys), and the list goes on and on.It"s sad, because we listen and give a voice to these sorry losers.I don"t read about any of these people in the founding of this country,they had no part.So since thier screwing it up so bad now, its only right, they should be the first running and willing to defend the country, they love to screw up, and made better for themselves(or so they think).I think when our mainland gets invaded we should just let these people be captured and taken away.Since they shed no blood to make this country what it was,and demand the right to piss on it,and destroy it for everyone else.
I love america |
March 7, 2004 10:32 AM