November 18, 2003
Better Brands
From now on it looks like Abstract Dynamics will be known as: Diwrecktive
We'll of course have this fabulous tagline: "then three come at once"
Best of all we got all this rebranding work done for free. And What Brand Are You?
and on the other side of the joke, it appears some companies are actually using the fake names.
[via things magazine]
Posted by William Blaze at November 18, 2003 07:35 AM | TrackBackI was going to paste in mine, but what came out when I pasted is much funnier -- how they coded for the results:
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brand[61] = "integriti"
brand[62] = "intendo"
brand[63] = "intenta"
brand[64] = "introduco"
brand[65] = "invalesco"
brand[66] = "iuro"
brand[67] = "jubilo"
brand[68] = "justicia"
brand[69] = "laetor"
brand[70] = "largus"
brand[71] = "lascivio"
brand[72] = "lepor"
brand[73] = "libido"
brand[74] = "libero"
brand[75] = "libertas"
brand[76] = "licentia"
brand[77] = "luxus"
brand[78] = "M8"
brand[79] = "mediocris"
brand[80] = "millennium"
brand[81] = "minimus"
brand[82] = "multiplicatus"
brand[83] = "munero"
brand[84] = "munimentum"
brand[85] = "newsagentia"
brand[86] = "newsphoria"
brand[87] = "notitia"
brand[88] = "optilogo"
brand[89] = "ovisovis"
brand[90] = "P+US"
brand[91] = "passionce"
brand[92] = "penetro"
brand[93] = "penus"
brand[94] = "PioNear"
brand[95] = "phellatio"
brand[96] = "praeeo"
brand[97] = "praevaleo"
brand[98] = "pro-performa"
brand[99] = "proceede"
brand[100] = "professio"
brand[101] = "profitimo"
brand[102] = "profiterolo"
brand[103] = "progressia"
brand[104] = "pubesco"
brand[105] = "qualibit"
brand[106] = "qualitis"
brand[107] = "quodammodo"
brand[108] = "rapidene"
brand[109] = "rebellis"
brand[110] = "repedo"
brand[111] = "responsiva"
brand[112] = "ridiculus"
brand[113] = "retardo"
brand[114] = "ruina"
brand[115] = "semenitia"
brand[116] = "seposita"
brand[117] = "sollicito"
brand[118] = "sperma"
brand[119] = "stratedgy"
brand[120] = "subigo"
brand[121] = "substructio"
brand[122] = "sufficio"
brand[123] = "sunday"
brand[124] = "supplex"
brand[125] = "T.E.E.M"
brand[126] = "tantrum"
brand[127] = "tempero"
brand[128] = "tenax"
brand[129] = "there4"
brand[130] = "thinc"
brand[131] = "togethia"
brand[132] = "tripudio"
brand[133] = "tu2"
brand[134] = "ualeo"
brand[135] = "uncia"
brand[136] = "universus"
brand[137] = "utor"
brand[138] = "velitatio"
brand[139] = "vere"
brand[140] = "vigeo"
brand[141] = "visulade"
brand[142] = "vix"
brand[143] = "vulgo"
brand[144] = "vulva"
brand[145] = "werld"
brand[146] = "winwin"
brand[147] = "winnovate"
brand[148] = "Xpenditure"
brand[149] = "Yessential"
function rndnumber(){
var randscript = -1
while (randscript howMany || isNaN(randscript)){
randscript = parseInt(Math.random()*(howMany+1))
}
return randscript
}
quo = rndnumber()
quox = brand[quo]
document.write(quox)
// End -->laetor
Your brand will be unique because this denotes:
howMany || isNaN(randscript)){
randscript = parseInt(Math.random()*(howMany+1))
}
return randscript
}
quo = rndnumber()
quox = description[quo]
document.write(quox)
// End -->profits, profits, profits
